Episode 7: Ghost Hour

It’s midnight in Denmark, and late evening in New Jersey. Normally, the Nerds record these episodes during the daytime, but this time they’re up during peak nerd-hours, and shit’s about to get real.

Net Neutrality is one of the big topics of the hour, especially since this was recorded around the time it was make-or-break for whether or not Ajit Pai and his oversized mug would be successful in gutting the free internet that we know.

Seriously, go fuck yourself, dude.

Depressing world news aside, there is also time for levity, too. How do you get your anime fix when you’re a young teenager in the States? Well, it’s not how you get your anime fix when you’re a young teenager in Denmark, that’s for sure!

Also, did you know this? Rob didn’t!

Pictured: Leisure Suit Larry.

All this, and more, on tonight’s midnight special of NATM!

Download the episode directly

Episode 6: ROMs in the Summer

The sun has come out, and we’re giddy as teenagers! So grab a seat at the nerd clique’s lunch table, ‘cos we’re about to talk about old games, emulators, MT-32 ROMs, and the big boxes that got away from us. Robert got stiffed on an otherwise great deal on a box copy of LOOM, and I tell an embarrassing tale of young larceny committed against a box copy of Space Quest II: Vohaul’s Revenge.

Also on the program: Japanese industrial, sweltering heat, how to crowdfund a vinyl record pressing, and whether or not we know anyone in the Montreal area (seriously, Robert wants to know — he needs a place to crash).

Download the episode directly

Episode 5: Something Old, Something New, Something Starchy

Robert went to the Vintage Computer Festival recently and is super excited to talk about it. For once, we manage to stay on topic for more than five minutes, before gears inevitably shift and turn to just general video game nerdery — particularly with regards to consoles and sound chips. (The Genesis is screechy; the Super Nintendo sounds like it’s playing in an adjacent room.)

We do a quick cursory appraisal of the new Hollywood adaptation of Ghost in the Shell movie, which features a Danish actor, and try to be sensitive to the controversy surrounding the casting choices while simultaneously not giving in to outrage. Thankfully, we get off that topic pretty quickly and start talking about the anime sequel, Innocence, and the Playstation 1 game.

As always, we inevitably start getting into the cultural differences between Cuban and Danish cuisine — the primary difference being that Cubans actually have cuisine — and where you must go to get good Cuban food in Miami.

Hint: this place!

Download the episode directly

Now with a theme tune

The latest episode of Nerd Against the Machine has a theme tune at the start and finish of the episode. It’s not something I cleared with Robert before throwing it up, and maybe I should have. I didn’t even think we needed a theme tune when we started this show. But I threw this one in there this time, and hopefully he likes it. Maybe you will, too.

It’s a really old tune that I did back in — I believe? — 2008 at a LAN party. I went with a friend of mine I used to play in a band with, and we had this idea that we would document the event with a piece of music each day. That idea fell apart pretty much by day 2, but I did manage to get one tune out of it.

It was appropriately titled “Monday,” named after the day on which it was composed. It was done in Propellerheads Reason 3, my music making software of choice back then. It’s terribly mixed, even by my standards of that time, because it was really just a throwaway piece of music intended to be part of a much larger collection of songs that never happened.

The bits you hear in the episode are just the first and last 20 seconds of the tune. If you want to listen to (or, for some reason, download) the full track, you can do so here:

Download “Monday” (mp3)

Creative Commons License
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License.

Episode 4: High School Nerd Clique Lunch Table

Today, we were supposed to talk a bit about making music. And we do get around to that — in about the last 5 minutes of the show.

The rest of the show is taken up with anecdotes about high school (and the differences between American and Danish high schools), Japanese computers, and how to apply Commodore 64-esque filters to your computer graphics.

As always, it’s a free-flowing, borderline chaotic whirlwind of pure nerddom that we know you’ll love, because we do, and our tastes are impeccable!

Download the episode directly

Episode 3: Music to My Ears

After a three months’ pause, the nerds finally get back together to discuss what’s been going on over the holidays.

If you like danceable music made under Nigerian dictator rule, rare vinyl records, or what happens when you give four nutsos from San Francisco the means to do a CD-ROM game, you’ll probably find some treats in this episode.

Download the episode directly

Episode 2: Step Away From the Camera, Mr. Lucas

The Nerds reconvene to talk movie magic! Especially the sort that George Lucas has clearly forgotten how to make.

On my recent excursion to Australia, I watched a bunch of movies on the ungodly long flight. Two of these turn into quite the discussion with my fellow nerd Robert: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows and Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Yes, there is bitching about the Star Wars prequels in here. There had to be. Because if there’s one thing The Force Awakens taught me, it is that I didn’t actually grow out of Star Wars — the prequels were just so awful, they made me think I had.

Also on the programme: Weird anime series (Excel Saga), feeling awkward watching anime, Blade Runner: The Final Cut, and how to properly eat a pizza in New York!

Download the episode directly

Episode 1: Off the Cuff

The series has landed! Hey, that’s episode 2 of Futurama. But it’s also the phrase I’m using to announce that the Nerd Against the Machine podcast is now actually a thing!

If you’re not sure what you’re tuning into, let me briefly explain: We’re two nerds. We chat about anything and everything we feel like. We don’t have show topics; we don’t have a set schedule; most of the time, we don’t even really know what we’re doing.

So, on this, the inaugural episode, we talk about anything from south-east asian horror movies to punk rock gigs in dirty basement, Cuban cuisine to beer drinking, and I briefly regale you all with what I did today: visit the Danish ComicCon — which was a somewhat underwhelming experience.

Download the episode directly